Cabbage Crotch

Today I was in the shower, and I smelled something awful. I knew I didn't fart so I was totally bewildered by what the smell was. By the end of my shower I convinced myself it was my cooter, unsure as to why it suddenly smelled so bad. I finally get done, embarrassed by the smell and already writing out the forum question about it on my latest cult on Vampire Freaks,Vaginal. As soon as I walk out of the bathroom and into the kitchen I realized what the smell was. My mom was cooking cabbage.