In my art class the we formed a little group of girls that would talk about everything, menstruation, boys, classes, clothes, ect. One topic that always came up was having children! I was the only one that didn't want any of them, which they found to be a good thing because they didn't think I should be allowed to reproduce anyway.
My main worry with having kids in the future is, what if I didn't like my child? What if it was the most annoying thing in the world? How would you get rid of it? I would just try to sell in on Craigslist and Ebay if I could. If that didn't work I'd resort to standing outside with a sign reading, "will work if you take my kids".
I guess I'm doomed to be that old lady with cats, which is totally fine with me! I love animals, they can't talk.
Sunday, June 20, 2010
Thursday, June 3, 2010
Cabbage Crotch
Today I was in the shower, and I smelled something awful. I knew I didn't fart so I was totally bewildered by what the smell was. By the end of my shower I convinced myself it was my cooter, unsure as to why it suddenly smelled so bad. I finally get done, embarrassed by the smell and already writing out the forum question about it on my latest cult on Vampire Freaks,Vaginal. As soon as I walk out of the bathroom and into the kitchen I realized what the smell was. My mom was cooking cabbage.
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