Friday, November 27, 2009

Oh, The Miraculous Comments of My Tender Loving Boyfriend

Boyfriend: "You've been pretty shy around my friends. Is it because you're scared because they're seniors?"
Me: "Yeah, pretty much."
Boyfriend: "Well don't worry, they think you're cute."
Me: "That's good. I was afraid they would think I was fat or anything."
Boyfriend: "Well, they think you're nice."

The next day in English class:
Classmate: "So this morning his brother came up to him and asked why the hell you two were dating. He asked if he thought you were pretty or something and his response was, 'well she's nice' "

Two days later:
Boyfriend: "So my friend stopped me in the halls and says 'Hey! I saw you with your girlfriend yesterday... you could do better' and I was like 'what are you talking about? she's pretty and nice.' and then he goes 'but you could have all of this!' and starts to rub all over his body. I gotta say, it was a tough decision... but don't worry I chose you."

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