Sunday, November 29, 2009

My Dreams For My One True Love Are Ruined


Today I found out that Nick Carter is 29 years old. When I was a young sprout I was sure that some day we would marry but now, I think I have to lay my dreams to rest. I'll love you forever and always.

Friday, November 27, 2009

Oh, The Miraculous Comments of My Tender Loving Boyfriend

Boyfriend: "You've been pretty shy around my friends. Is it because you're scared because they're seniors?"
Me: "Yeah, pretty much."
Boyfriend: "Well don't worry, they think you're cute."
Me: "That's good. I was afraid they would think I was fat or anything."
Boyfriend: "Well, they think you're nice."

The next day in English class:
Classmate: "So this morning his brother came up to him and asked why the hell you two were dating. He asked if he thought you were pretty or something and his response was, 'well she's nice' "

Two days later:
Boyfriend: "So my friend stopped me in the halls and says 'Hey! I saw you with your girlfriend yesterday... you could do better' and I was like 'what are you talking about? she's pretty and nice.' and then he goes 'but you could have all of this!' and starts to rub all over his body. I gotta say, it was a tough decision... but don't worry I chose you."

Monday, November 23, 2009

I Pick Up The Best From My Parents

As I grow older I've come to realize how much I'm like my parents.
Physically I have the facial hair, hairy arms, and the beloved back boob. Now, if those aren't the assets that every teenage girl wants to have well maybe I should include my acne, poor eye sight, and foot odor. Now, I could go on about my marvelous features but you might start to puke.
When it comes to my personality I've really stuck gold! I have a short passive aggressive temper, and I've recently discovered my ability to not express my emotions. Also the need to procrastinate, keep myself busy so I don't have to recognize what is going on around me and the crude sense of humor that no one should find funny. I could keep going on about my personality flaws but then you may just start thinking that I am a lazy teenager that has nothing better to do than sit on the computer and occasionally play mortal kombat while stuffing her face with junk food. (Yikes! That is me!)
I don't think I'm not like my parents at all, I think I am too much like my parents. We have a lot in common but our overall lack of being able to show it makes us feel more distant from each other. I don't know if they realize I know this, they probably don't. And most likely this isn't just the case for me, tons of kids are probably in the same situation and just don't know it. Who knows, maybe I'm just weird.